That’s a lot of smart talk..
Sassy Adam is sassy.
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Car comes with a pup holder
Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.
CONGRATULATIONS TO COLE & DYLAN SPROUSE FOR BEING THE ONLY PEOPLE IN MY GENERATION OF DISNEY THAT HAVE NOT LAUNCHED A SINGING CAREER
