i must be dreaming

alittledoseoflaughter:

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating its brain…….

the man disemboweling himself was in new jersey and the woman eating her kid’s brain was in texas but A for effort

(via laughcentre)